>Put the hat on and yell “YEEEHAWW”

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Hell yes. Hell fucking yes. This is so sweet.

The hat is equip onto your HEAD. Anything not equipped on the equip slot, which is reserved for weapons, will remain in your inventory while equipped. Man, inventory management sure is weird!

>check under your pillow